A Butthole A Day Keeps The Doctor Away Assholes Live Forever Shirt
$19.99
Keep the smiles on and celebrate the lighter side of life with our new shirt “A Butthole A Day Keeps The Doctor Away Assholes Live Forever Shirt”. Clothes are more than just pieces of clothing, metaphorically expressing a something, aspectually. With its catchy phrase and large font, it’s sure to put a smile on your face and the faces of those near you.
A Butthole A Day Keeps The Doctor Away Assholes Live Forever Hoodie: Incorporate Humor Into Your Every Day
Step into a world of humor and self-expression donning our “A Butthole A Day Keeps The Doctor Away Assholes Live Forever Shirt”. This is not just a shirt— it is a statement, a lifestyle, a wave of laughter waiting to happen.
This A Butthole A Day Keeps The Doctor Away Assholes Live Forever Hoodie is made from quality materials and is perfect for comfortable and long-lasting wear. Its design features the catchy phrase “A Butthole A Day Keeps The Doctor Away,” a playful twist of the old adage “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.” And when partnered with the bold “Assholes Live Forever” text, there’s just no way around it – this juxtaposition makes for a silly and audacious snapshot that’s bound to turn heads, kindle sparks, and cause uproar among onlookers.
After all, as the cliché goes, life’s just way too short not to laugh sometimes. So, why not spruce up your day with our “A Butthole A Day Keeps The Doctor Away Assholes Live Forever Shirt”? It’s more than a shirt – it’s a celebration of humor, individuality, and the lighter side of life. Order yours today and let the laughter begin!
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Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
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- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
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